AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
"You have super speed. Why didn't you just come before I got bitten?"
"I came in the volvo"
Ahahaha this was just. EPIC. I really disliked the idea of the book for it totally ruining what vampires are. :/ Stephanie Meyer changed the mythology of vampires so much, that they aren't even vampires anymore. (It would've been much better if she had just called them something else.)
But yes, this was just amazing. C: More words of truth have never been spoken.